Unauthorized Passenger

#40 · September 9, 2026

A wide-eyed man drives up to a lit fast food window with a crowned king in red robes sitting silently in his passenger seat. The menu board reads CHICKEN MEALS and the bag says CRISPY. JUICY. ADDICTIVE.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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Packed lunches are mostly predictions about what another person might want to eat five hours from now. You put in a sandwich, fruit, something crunchy, and a little treat. Then the lunchbox comes home containing everything except the treat. Children also understand priorities.

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