Ask Gerald

He’s read every self-help book. Twice. He will not be gentle.

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Gerald the chinchilla, looking pleased with himself

Gerald has entered your problems into his tablet. He is now available to fix your life. Whether you asked or not.

Getting today’s letters…

Got a problem? Gerald has opinions.

Write to Gerald

Everyday problems only: roommates, coworkers, neighbors, dating disasters, the leaf blower at 7am.

How it works

What is this?

You write in with a problem. Gerald answers it. Whether the answer helps is between you and your choices.

Does Gerald answer everyone?

No. He picks his favorites. He says he doesn’t have favorites. He does.

Is my letter anonymous?

Yes. You don’t sign it: Gerald decides what to call you. We take out any real names, and never publish your contact details.

Will you fix my spelling?

A little. We tidy letters so they’re easy to read and keep them sounding like you.

What about serious stuff?

Gerald is a chinchilla, not a doctor, lawyer or therapist. Serious letters are never published. If you’re going through something hard, please talk to someone who can really help. In the US, call or text 988 any time.

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