The short version

This site does not track you. There is no analytics script, no advertising pixel, no third-party fonts and no social embeds. Nothing on the page phones anybody as you read it.

What the site stores

Your cart is kept in your own browser, on your own device. It never reaches us until you check out, and if you clear your browser data it is simply gone. That is the only thing this site stores about you.

What ordering involves

To send you something we need a name, a delivery address and an email address, and a payment has to be processed. We use that information to make and deliver your order and to talk to you about it. We do not sell it, rent it, or hand it to anybody who is not part of getting the parcel to your door.

That means it is shared with:

• the payment processor, who handles the card details — we never see or store a card number;
• the printer who makes and ships the item, who needs the delivery address;
• the carrier who delivers it.

Email

If you order, you get email about that order. You are not added to a mailing list as a side effect of buying something. If a newsletter ever exists it will be something you deliberately sign up for and can leave in one click.

Your say

You can ask what is held about you, ask for it to be corrected, or ask for it to be deleted, and that includes order history once we are no longer legally required to keep it for tax purposes. Ask and it happens; you do not need a reason.

Children

This is not a site for children, and we do not knowingly collect anything from anybody under 13.

Changes

If this changes in a way that matters, the date at the top changes with it.