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#96 · October 19, 2026

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At night, a top-hatted undertaker chases a fleeing zombie down a cobblestone street while brandishing an itemized invoice headed FINAL BILL with TOTAL DUE: $4,750. A sign above reads FINAL FAREWELL FUNERAL HOME, a headstone reads REST IN DEBT, and overdue notices blow through the air.
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I like when someone puts a skeleton in the passenger seat of their car for Halloween. Mostly because I wonder how long you can forget it's there before you scare yourself. Probably exactly once.

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