Today's Special

#29 · August 29, 2026

A huge angry crab holding an oversized wooden CRAB MALLET stomps down a boardwalk as families flee. The building behind reads The SALTY PINCER SEAFOOD SHACK, with a sign saying TODAY'S SPECIAL: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

The first pancake is always terrible, and we've all quietly agreed this is acceptable. Nobody says the first hamburger can be weird because the grill is warming up. Pancakes somehow negotiated themselves a practice round.

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