The Princess Is In Another Colon

#78 · October 3, 2026 · 2 of 2

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The same "SUPER PROCTOLOGY BROTHERS" screen, now showing "PLAYER 1 8,450" and "PLAYER 2 2,300." The dazed patient sits up on the exam table in his gown and socks while one doctor gives a thumbs up holding a sign reading "GOOD NEWS! YOUR COLON LOOKS GREAT." and the other points to a sign reading "TIME TO GO: THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER COLON."
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Every bag of Halloween candy says something like “Fun Size.” I've eaten the larger version. The larger one was more fun. I think the candy company is trying to teach children about disappointment early.

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