The Floor Belongs To Him Now

#85 · October 9, 2026 · 2 of 2

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A frightened family of four huddles on the couch in pajamas with their feet pulled up, staring at a black robot vacuum with glowing red eyes circling the crumb-covered wooden floor. Signs read "Cleaner Floors. Happier Days." and "THE FLOOR BELONGS TO HIM NOW." and a mug on the table reads "SAFE ON COUCH."
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Costume sizes for children are mostly guesses. You buy the size that matches their age and somehow receive either a costume for a toddler or enough fabric to cover a refrigerator. Halloween doesn't recognize medium-sized children.

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