Technically He Has One

#99 · October 21, 2026

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A caped headless horseman holds his grinning jack-o-lantern head under one arm at a DMV photo counter while a mustached clerk points to a sign reading HEAD AND SHOULDERS IN FRAME, PLEASE. A camera monitor shows NO FACE DETECTED, and a brochure reads SO YOU'VE LOST YOUR HEAD, A DMV Guide to Acceptable Photo ID.
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I don't know why witches need broomsticks specifically. If magic can make a broom fly, it seems like magic could make a chair fly. Or a couch. Witches may have been making air travel unnecessarily uncomfortable for centuries.

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