Storms In All Fifty

#114 · November 3, 2026

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A bearded news anchor in a suit and red tie gestures at a red-and-blue United States election map covered in scowling storm clouds with lightning bolts. The centre caption reads 100% CHANCE OF SOMEONE BEING ANGRY TOMORROW. A sidebar lists forecast highlights including STRONG OPINIONS and FACTS BLOWN AWAY. On the desk, a mug reads DEMOCRACY NEEDS A STRONGER COFFEE and books read PREDICTIONS (USUALLY WRONG) and SPIN CYCLE.
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It's Election Day. Whatever your politics, if you're eligible to vote, go vote. Then enjoy the traditional American pastime of staring at maps while people on television point at counties you've never heard of.

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