Small Craft Advisory

#1 · August 1, 2026

A startled woman in an oversized 'I NEED COFFEE' T-shirt kneels on a bathroom floor staring into an open toilet, where a small fishing boat rides storm waves inside the bowl. Wall signs read 'WASH BRUSH FLOSS FLUSH' and 'SPRAY AWAY ODORS'.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I always keep the instruction manual until I’m completely sure I know how something works. Then I throw it away. That usually gives the appliance about three days to develop a problem nobody has ever heard of. I think appliances can see the recycling bin.

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