Six Hundred Miles To Chicago

#52 · September 17, 2026 · 2 of 2

A pilot walks down the aisle of a full aeroplane holding a metal bucket labelled FUEL FUND as passengers reluctantly hand him money. An overhead display reads CHICAGO 600 MILES TO GO and the fuel gauge beside it reads EMPTY.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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