A cafeteria lunch lady shrugs as she serves a tray of ground meat that has sprouted eyes and a tongue, while wide-eyed students recoil. Signs read 'TODAY'S LUNCH: MYSTERY MEAT SURPRISE' and 'SAME TRAY. DIFFERENT TRAUMA.'

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There is always one person who says they love cold weather, but what they usually mean is they love being warm while cold weather happens somewhere outside. Nobody says, “I love February” while scraping ice off a windshield at 6:30 in the morning. Cold weather has very good indoor advertising.

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