Seventy-Nine Ninety-Nine Of Dignity

#102 · October 23, 2026 · 2 of 2

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A delighted woman kneels on the rug photographing her golden retriever, who sits wearing a pink tutu, a flamingo hat with a gold crown, and sparkly pink booties, looking deeply unamused. A sign around his neck reads "$79.99 TO HUMILIATE ME." Feather boas and a spare flamingo head lie on the floor.
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Ghosts are always shown wearing old clothes, which means your outfit gets locked in when you become a ghost. That's a lot of pressure on the last thing you decide to wear. I would probably spend eternity wishing I'd picked different pants.

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