Payback Has A Tractor Beam

#39 · September 8, 2026

A cartoon cow grins from the cockpit of a flying saucer hovering over a desert as small green aliens in spacesuits flee screaming through the dust. A distant tower sign reads SNACKS & RAYGUNS and a roadside sign reads ALIEN X-ING.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

Happy Star Trek Day. A television show about humanity becoming more enlightened has somehow led to decades of adults arguing about captains. Progress takes many forms.

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