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#103 · October 24, 2026

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Frankenstein's monster stands glumly at a clinic counter while a bored receptionist holds a sign reading SORRY, YOUR NECK BOLTS ARE CONSIDERED PRE-EXISTING HARDWARE. Wall signs read RIVERSIDE FAMILY CARE and MONSTERS DESERVE HEALTH CARE TOO.
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I think carving a pumpkin is the only time we intentionally make food less edible so we can put a candle inside it. Nobody hollows out a watermelon and says, “Now it needs fire.” Pumpkins got assigned a very strange role somewhere along the way.

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