Now He's The Crop

#80 · October 5, 2026

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At sunset, a burlap-headed scarecrow in overalls and a rainbow plaid shirt, stuffed with cannabis leaves, runs down a dirt path between cornfields while three crows fly after it. A sign reads DON'T SMOKE THE BUD, CROW! and another reads KEEP OFF THE GRASS.
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I think pumpkins know when you're trying to choose one because that's when they all become slightly wrong. Too tall. Too flat. Weird side. Bad stem. Twenty minutes later you're judging vegetables like they're applying for a job.

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