Motivated Seller

#91 · October 15, 2026

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A grinning real estate agent gestures in a candlelit mansion while a couch and chair float overhead and a couple clings together in fear. His sign reads CHARMING. LOTS OF CHARACTER. $749,999.99, and a chalkboard reads SOME HOUSES COME WITH EXTRA TENANTS.
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Halloween decorations are interesting because half of them are things we'd normally call a problem. Giant spider? Problem. Human bones? Definitely a problem. Ghost in the tree? Probably worth mentioning. Add orange lights and suddenly the property value goes up.

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