Judgment: Needs Work

#93 · October 16, 2026 · 2 of 2

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A disheveled man grimaces in the bathroom holding a smart toothbrush and a sign reading "$299 AND NOW EVEN MY TOOTHBRUSH IS DISAPPOINTED IN ME." Beside him a box for "SmileCam Pro, AI toothbrush with built-in camera, $299.99" promises "A BRIGHTER YOU STARTS HERE," and a tablet shows a "Brushing Report" of 63% technique, 7 missed spots and "Judgment: NEEDS WORK."
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I don't trust motion-activated Halloween decorations. You forget they're there until you walk past carrying groceries and a six-foot witch starts screaming. That's not decorating. That's installing an ambush.

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