It Has A Father

#17 · August 17, 2026

A man sprints down a wet carnival midway holding a pink cotton candy cone while a huge fanged cotton candy creature looms behind him. A lit sign at right reads FUNNEL CAKES, with a Ferris wheel in the background.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

There is no dignified way to push a door that says PULL. Once it doesn't open, you should be allowed to leave. Instead you have to stand there, read the door's criticism of you, and then obey it.

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