Hygiene Postponed Indefinitely

#5 · August 5, 2026

An angry woman leans over a public restroom sink waving her hands under a chrome automatic faucet that will not turn on. A large framed sign on the wall shows a crossed-out hand and reads 'NOT TODAY. THIS FAUCET DOES NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR HANDS.'

Previously

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I don't understand why we knock on a bathroom door when it's closed. If somebody says “occupied,” we already knew what the possibilities were. I think knocking is just our way of saying, “I know you're in there, and now I'd like you to know that I know.”

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