He Pays Dues Too

#106 · October 27, 2026

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A scowling woman with an HOA name tag points at a clipboard reading HOA VIOLATION NOTICE, MONSTER ON PROPERTY, TOO SCARY, REMOVE IMMEDIATELY, while Frankenstein's monster points at himself in disbelief outside a house decorated with pumpkins and a skeleton.
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I like Halloween decorations that are supposed to look abandoned but clearly took six hours to arrange. Crooked boards. Fake cobwebs. Broken-looking signs. Somebody worked extremely hard to make this house look like nobody has worked on it in fifty years.

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