He Made It To The Mat

#74 · October 1, 2026

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A man lies collapsed face down on a purple yoga mat in his living room while a huge TV shows a shouting trainer in a BEAST MODE tank top with the words NO EXCUSES! and 1% BETTER EVERYDAY! A water bottle beside him reads I TRIED.

Previously

62 days so far.

Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

October is the month when putting a skeleton on your porch becomes decorating. Any other month, the neighbors would have questions. In October they just want to know where you got it.

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