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#95 · October 18, 2026

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On a decorated porch, kids dressed as a vampire, Frankenstein's monster and a werewolf hold pumpkin candy buckets while one holds a giant CITY GENERAL HOSPITAL MEDICAL BILL with TOTAL DUE: $14,315.00 and the line SCARE TODAY. PAY FOREVER. The family in the doorway screams; a doormat reads SAME SCARES DIFFERENT YEAR.
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I wonder who bought the first pumpkin and decided to put it on the porch instead of eating it. Somebody must have asked why. And that person just said, “It's for fall.” That was a good enough explanation because we're all still doing it.

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