Considering An Upgrade

#90 · October 14, 2026

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A mummy in a pharmacy aisle holds a box of Sootheall flexible fabric bandages under a hanging sign reading WRAPS & BANDAGES. Shelf signs say WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED. LITERALLY. and DON'T LET A LITTLE DECAY RUIN YOUR DAY, and his cart holds a cereal box labeled ANCIENT CRUNCH.
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When somebody says their house is haunted, the ghost is always doing incredibly minor things. A door closes. A light flickers. Something falls off a shelf. If you've been trapped between worlds for two hundred years and your big move is knocking over a picture frame, maybe haunting isn't your thing.

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