Consent At The Threshold

#94 · October 17, 2026

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On a lit porch at night, a vampire holds a hand-lettered sign reading I NEED TO BE INVITED IN while a woman behind the glass storm door holds up a sign reading YEAH, THAT'S GONNA BE A NO. A video doorbell displays PLEASE STATE YOUR BUSINESS, a jack-o-lantern glows beside the steps, and the doormat reads WELCOME (ISH).
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Haunted houses charge money to have strangers hide in dark rooms and yell at you. If somebody did that at the grocery store we'd call the police. Put a ticket booth outside and suddenly it's entertainment.

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