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#6 · August 6, 2026

A wide-eyed man in plaid pajama pants kneels in a bedroom floor covered in hundreds of loose socks, holding two mismatched socks up on his hands. A framed poster reads 'SOCKS: NATURE'S GREATEST MYSTERY'.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

Sometimes I put something somewhere so I’ll remember where it is. That is usually the last time I ever see it. I think “somewhere safe” may be an actual place, and my house has several entrances to it.

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