Asking For The Original

#72 · September 29, 2026

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In a coffee shop, a grinning customer holds up a card reading COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE while a barista throws up her hands. The chalkboard menu behind is headed PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING! and lists only pumpkin spice drinks, and side signs read SAME BEANS. MORE PUMPKIN SPICE. and GOOD BEANS. BIGGER PUMPKIN DREAMS.

Previously

60 days so far.

Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

Coffee has been given a day, which seems unnecessary considering coffee already has every morning. Coffee doesn’t need a day. Coffee has a shift.

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Gerald the chinchilla
Gerald

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