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#66 · September 24, 2026 · 2 of 2

A woman sits on a couch grimacing at her phone. The screen reads YOU HAVE USED YOUR MONTHLY ALLOTMENT OF HAPPINESS with tiers BASIC free and PREMIUM $14.99, and an UPGRADE NOW button. Her mug reads MENTAL HEALTH (ISH) and a bowl reads EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SNACKS.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I don't know why we buy decorative gourds. They don't do anything. You put several on a table and suddenly the house understands it's fall. Maybe vegetables have been decorations this whole time and we've been wasting them on soup.

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