Wiener Takes All

#19 · August 19, 2026

A giant cartoon hot dog wearing a bib that reads "I EAT TINY PEOPLE" sits at an eating contest table stacked with tiny screaming people, under a banner reading "ANNUAL TINY TASTE BOWL EATING CONTEST."

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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Group texts are strange because eventually two people start having a conversation that has nothing to do with everyone else. The rest of us just stay there receiving it. It's like two people came into your living room to discuss dinner while twenty people quietly sat on the couch.

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