Not That Kind Of Crab

#9 · August 9, 2026

A shocked cartoon crab stands outside a shop marked Seaside PHARMACY, in front of a large window poster reading NO MORE CRABS! Fast relief for every bite and itch, with tourists reacting in the background.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I think alarm clocks should get quieter every time you hit snooze. Eventually they would just whisper, “You know what you're doing.” I feel like that would be more respectful.

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