The Sign Wasn't Kidding

#27 · August 27, 2026

A cartoon penguin wearing sunglasses takes a selfie in front of a woman frozen blue inside a block of ice, still sipping a cup labeled 'BRAIN FREEZE GUARANTEED.' A carnival marquee behind them reads 'BRAIN FREEZE GUARANTEED.'

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I can go into a store needing one thing and still come out with seven things because I kept saying, “While I'm here.” “While I'm here” may be the most expensive phrase in the English language. Nobody has ever said it immediately before saving money.

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