Aisle Four Is December

#34 · September 3, 2026

A woman in a sweatshirt reading STILL SUMMER THO pushes a cart of beach towels and pool gear past a fully decorated Christmas display with a Santa figure and trees. A hanging banner reads WELCOME TO SEPTEMBER, she holds sunscreen labeled SPF 50 BECAUSE IT'S STILL HOT, and nearby signs read HO HO NO CHILL and SANTA ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE NOT READY.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

I think backpacks get heavier by themselves. On the first day of school there's a notebook and two pencils in there. Three weeks later the kid is carrying seventeen pounds of paper, a water bottle, half a granola bar, and a rock nobody remembers packing. The rock seems important.

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