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#53 · September 18, 2026 · 1 of 2

A dismayed man sits on the floor holding a small squashed burger while the TV behind him shows a towering burger ad reading NEW! BIG JUICY MEGA STACKER! ONLY $5.99. The bag and drink cup beside him are branded NOT AS SEEN ON TV BURGERS.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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It’s National Cheeseburger Day. Meanwhile, hamburgers get nothing. Same bun. Same burger. Skip one slice of cheese and you’re no longer worthy of national recognition. Big Cheese clearly has people in Washington.", // Special Date

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