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#44 · September 13, 2026

At a stadium concession stand, a stunned fan in a number 12 jersey holds a hot dog and grabs his head while reading a menu listing HOT DOG $14.00 with paid add-ons. A vendor points to a tablet reading CAN'T PAY ALL AT ONCE? WE OFFER GAME DAY FINANCING! with an APPLY NOW button, and a tip jar reads TIPS HELP US BUY BIGGER BUNS.

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Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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Football season is when people who haven't run anywhere since spring start criticizing professional athletes for not running correctly. From the couch, the correct play is usually obvious. Distance provides expertise.

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