Seasonal Aisle Expansion

#51 · September 17, 2026 · 1 of 2

A smiling shopper with a full cart stands in a grocery aisle where every product is pumpkin spice flavored, including toothpaste, tuna, motor oil, batteries, toilet paper, cereal, laundry detergent and dog treats. A large sign reads PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING, LIMITED TIME. UNFORTUNATELY., an aisle marker lists SEASONAL and REGRETS, and a sign on the cart reads IT'S NOT A SEASON. IT'S A LIFESTYLE APPARENTLY.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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Fantasy football is an impressive system where you select real people you've never met and then become personally disappointed in them for not helping your imaginary organization. This is considered a hobby. The imaginary organization has very demanding shareholders.

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