Hail To The Cheeks

#16 · August 16, 2026

A very large man sits on a couch with his cheeks stuffed with food, holding a cheeseburger while a dozen hamsters climb over his shirt, a plate of cookies and scattered cereal. A poster behind him reads ALL HAIL THE SNACK KING and his shirt reads SNACK KING, with a cup labeled MEGA COLA and a bag of CHEESE PUFFS nearby.

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

Furniture instructions always have one step where the drawing suddenly assumes you understand engineering. Steps one through six are “insert screw A.” Step seven is a picture of the entire finished dresser with a cheerful little arrow. That's not an instruction. That's a threat.

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