Under The Bed Census

#2 · August 2, 2026

A smiling bald man lies on the bedroom floor beside his bed at 11:47 PM, writing in a notebook titled 'MY ROOMMATES' that lists fourteen names and reads 'NOT DUST. FRIENDS. FOREVER.' Dozens of googly-eyed dust bunnies sit under the bed and across the floor behind small wooden name placards, and a sign on the wall reads 'SAME MESS. DIFFERENT DAY.'

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Somebody has to talk about all this.

Dave and Sean are both in there, unsupervised, announcing things before they’re ready.

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One more thing…

Whenever I drop an ice cube on the kitchen floor, I kick it under the refrigerator. I know I could pick it up, but technically it’s just water trying to get somewhere. I don’t want to interfere with nature.

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